Novocaine joyride

Post surgical mouth violation by your dentist.

Everything was going great til he took that novocaine joyride on me during post-op.

by Your_favorite_dentist December 20, 2024

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025

Noroshits

Violent and deadly norovirus shits.
Excrement either caused by, or already deadly but contaminated with norovirus.

Person with noroshits could easily die if they do not get immeadiate medical treatment. Norovirus infection can be very fatal. Other symptoms include norovomits (violent vomit, potentially corrosive, smells horrid, contains norovirus), and potential digestive system damage.

person 1: "Where did that big Antivaxxer that I used to hatefollow (follow) go? I low-key miss them, they haven't posted in a while"

person 2: "Oh they died because of noroshits. Technically deserved."

person 1, thinking: "maybe I should start washing my hands every day..."

by [redacted fool is here] January 12, 2025

Nooshi

Nooshi is the sweetest person of the group, she also amazingly beautiful and her hair is always on point. She is a strong and independent women and is not afraid of anyone. Nooshi is super smart and will definitely help you with anything you need help with.

If you ever come across a Nooshi speak to her she will suprise you.

by sigmaslayy March 11, 2025

Nooseblocked

Nooseblocked is when someone or a group of people are preventing you from killing yourself.
Basically the suicidal version of cockblock

I'm being nooseblocked by the fact that people care about me

by TheJacket717 April 19, 2025

Novokane

Pain-numbing effects dat you get from watching Glenn Thomas Jacobs on WWE.

I'm not into wrestling or other contact-sports, so partaking of Novokane would likely GIVE me pain --- rather than ease it --- 'cuz I'd totally "feel for" those huge hulks who are majorly wrenching on each others' joints and muscles.

by QuacksO May 3, 2025

Novocane

A anesthetic dat helps wif sore joints/muscles caused by using a walking-stick.

Soaking my feet in warm Epsom-salt-water seems to do okay for me so far, so I think I'll skip da Novocane for da foreseeable future.

by QuacksO May 3, 2025