simp

when a man puts a girl above the boys/ lives by hoes before bros

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he dogged the boys and went with her

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020

Simp

An overly sympathetic being towards feelings and desires in which the energy isn’t reciprocated.

General Respect and common courtesy does’t necessarily relate to becoming a SIMP.

John leaves his work to bring Isabella lunch daily. He leaves her a note everyday telling her something he enjoys about her. Isabella pays the note little to no mind, and simply thanks him in a text. This alone motivates John to continuously keep bringing her lunch. Meanwhile, he is taking unnecessary breaks giving her attention and energy which isn’t being returned. John is a SIMP.

by Cxmb August 13, 2020

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020

Simp

When one of the bois most likely named Michael Hall puts hoes before the bros

God Michael is such a simp

by That1bruhmoment June 3, 2020

Simp

Simp is an acronym which stands for "Sucker Idolizing Mediocre P****" It's used in which men show way too much appreciation towards women even when they aren't together. This is often used when men idolize female social media stars.

Person 1-"Dude she is so fine if you'd slap me I'd say thank you" Person 2-"Dude you're a simp bro"

by SplitPSoup September 28, 2020

SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

Simp

Someone who does anything for a hint of coochie
Usually has a small penis
Fakes injuries so girls feel bad for them
Virgin
Acts high to flirt with girls

"Caleb Coffin is a simp ass nigga"
Examples of a simp: Caleb Coffin Cael Rahnavardi

by Adam 16256373 February 5, 2020