nooshwam

A nooshwam is someone who continually does rape faces and is on their phone all the time. They hate parlas

Anish: (looks at someone creepily on his phone)
Person: why is he looking at me?
Persons friend: Cus hes a Nooshwam

by AM23467 October 10, 2016

noot party

Where you go to a party and everyone has a wank wank wank on the bed bed bed

Rim Tiggs went to Sebastians Noot Party and had a wank wank wank on Sebastian's bed bed bed

by TheExecutioner June 12, 2016

Nooshed

Another word for getting absolutely smashed, or really drunk.

Person 1: "So how did last night go?"
Person 2: "Not good, I got completely nooshed and can't remember any of it..."

by Thomskii April 6, 2017

noobul

A male prostitute who can't ejaculate. A failure gigolo who thinks he can do it but can't.

That guy is a noobul.
Being noobul is so lame.

by Shaa-guru April 5, 2019

Noobul

A guy with tiktok brain full of sexual desires and perverse thoughts but no powerplay on sex day.

This is derived from the word Noob with sexual context.

Hey emily! how is your date?
Disgusting. That Noobul pissed in his pants while kissing. And I am mistaken it for cum. Gross.

by shady-shaman April 12, 2019

Noodle Dong

When someone is obsessing over noodles

AHHHHH!!!! I need noodles nowwww!!!
Ur so noodle Dong!

by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 7, 2019

Noodle dong

When someone is obsessing over noodles.

I need noodles!!!

Ur so noodle Dong right now.

by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 7, 2019