Napoleonismo

-To do a Napoleonismo is to jinx on purpose to screw your team over in a critical stage of a season.

-Doing a Napoleonismo can also mean you show your gargantuan obsession for AC Milan as they are better than Juve in every way.

"(Team) are embarrasing"
*(Team) scores*
"Laughed" I've just done a Napoleonismo

"(Team) in 2020..." followed by the same picture of the AC Milan badge

by Rubentus fan December 22, 2020

Napoleon complex

Anybody can say anybody else has one, since it's not based on size, strength, ability, intelligence, or any other attributes.

Guy 1- You got a Napoleon complex man.
Guy 2- No, no, it's you that has the Napoleon complex, not me.
Guy 1- I've studied this stuff, and I assure you, it is you that has the Napoleon complex.
Guy 3- Both of you shut the fuck up, you're both idiots with small penises.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

Napple

Slang term for the word nipple.

“OMG Dave! I just got my napples pierced!”

by napplelover December 28, 2022

The Napolean Bonaparte

having sex with a person and then urinate on their clothing then throw them outside

he so pulled The Napolean Bonaparte while she cooked naked for him

by Robo Zombie July 7, 2011

Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

breaking the flapple napple

A sex act in which there are two men and one woman. One man gets anal sex the other oral. At any point in time after thirty seconds the person taking the rear punches the girl in the back of the head for donkey punch action as the guy getting oral withdraws from the mouth for the safety of his manhood. If the guy getting head fails to withdraw, its safe to assume he satisfies the meaning of dickless. Mainly used as a fun game. Sometimes used to get rid of the competition in a fun way!

Alex lost his manhood after breaking the flapple napple last night!

by DJ Craze October 24, 2013

nappage

"Nap" -Noun "Nappage" -Verb Another word for attempting to "sleep" with someone of the opposite sex in a sexual sense but you end up only actually sleeping

"He got some serious nappage last night."

"Oh yeah, I got a little nappage last night."

"You wanna take a nap with me?"

"I am gonna go get my nap on."

by Calvin L November 17, 2006