MystBehave

The real Myst Guardian

MystBehave is the real Myst

by blasica June 9, 2011

mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011

mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.

dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.

by iwantayoshie July 9, 2011

Mystery T-Bag

Finding an unknown object and t-bagging it.

Tim: What's that?
David: I don't know
Tim: *T-bags it*
David: MYSTERY T-BAG!!!

by OhMehDamn July 18, 2011

Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.

"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.

by Brayn January 17, 2013

Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.

Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!

by Bob the Mighty August 2, 2011

mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 21, 2011