mustard queen

the act of smearing mustard on your face and/or preferrably the toes in a non-sexual manner. made popular by twitch streamer babynez, courtesy of Enzojah

Babynez was the original mustard queen. She really knows how to put on a show with mustard.

by Enzojah November 3, 2020

dog mustard

the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey

man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.

by DOG MUSTARD August 26, 2003

Moscow mustache

Putting your penis across her upper lip like a mustache

John gave Julie a Moscow mustache when she wasn't expecting it.

by Kdogg79 May 19, 2018

funny mustache man

little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget

my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*

by Bloxifier May 20, 2022

mississippi mistake

When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.

Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!

Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

Mustang Asshole

Mustang Asshole believes that they own the road, and have the fastest car on the planet. Doesn’t matter if their car is a stripped-down version, or has thousands of dollars put into engine performance; Mustang Asshole is simply Mustang Asshole. Mustang Asshole believes any auto racing movie should be nominated for an Oscar. Mustang Asshole often overinflates the amount of horsepower they tell each other they have, because they know that in reality, they will never race their cars and prove it. They LOVE to sit at stoplights and rev the engine, even if they can only race one city block before the next stop sign or stop light. Mustang Asshole usually is wearing sunglasses (no matter day or night) and often sports a backwards baseball hat and a thin, cheesy, shit-stain moustache. Mustang Asshole’s girlfriend is very impressed with Mustang Asshole, however knows no better because it’s the only guy she’s dated since childhood. Mustang Asshole often uses their Mustang as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the car, and overlook their pubic hair transplants on their head. See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.

I saw a whole heard of Mustang Assholes rubbing against each other stroking their egos. They must substitute horsepower for penis size.

by mad genius December 5, 2010

armpit mustard

A mustard that is under the arm in the pit.

Armpit mustard became popular when Ethan Dolan spoke on twitter about having this condition.

Grayson: Yo bro!
Ethan: Yeah bro?
Grayson: What’s that pastey stuff under your arm man?
Ethan: Oh that? That’s just my armpit mustard man
Grayson: Cool dude!
Ethan: Yeah man

by anon1027 February 21, 2018