Mustocate

(must-oh-cate)
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.

Hey Patrick... what did you do in history?
Nothing... we were mustocated...

by Cavey-McFat May 26, 2007

musteen

an erection that you do not want; creates an awkward social situation.

i was talkin to jack and his mom kept staring at my musteen

by child bumper May 28, 2009

Mustardass

A yellowish tint on your toilet paper without going #2 caused by sweaty ass and not using toilet paper corectly

Man Ive worked all day in this heat I bet I got mustardass.

by superskaggs August 29, 2009

mustachelessness

to be without a mustache

"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.

by deepspace10 January 22, 2011

Mustard Check

When you have to return to the bathroom later (around 20 minutes later) to wipe your ass again to make sure you got it all. Also, when you go to the bathroom to wipe after a fart with some follow through (i.e. shart).

-Dude, my asshole is still itching after taking that shit.
-Hey man, you better go for a mustard check to make sure you got it all.

by Brickpants December 28, 2011

Musty Buffalo

Licking the prolapsed anus of a veteran porn star.

Cole got pink eye after doing the musty buffalo on that skank he took home from the strip club.

by refriedchicken February 22, 2013

Musty Brown

A Morbidly obese child who smells like shit and cannot get layed or even talk to women successfully. as a result of that he is a very violent motherfucker and repeated says the word "nigga" even though he is white. a "Musty Brown" will talk a lot of shit but when it comes down to fighting all he knows is the legendary move the "WINDMILL" what a fag right?

Austin:"MAAAAAh i was smoking all dat good weed nigga"

Kyle: "Man shut the fuck up Musty Brown"
Austin: " MAAHhh nigga imma beat the brakes off you"
Kyle: "you won't do shit you fat motherfucker"
Austin" mahh you lucky i aint wanna figght today!"

by Miranda i like yo shoes March 26, 2013