Austin Manning

Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.

"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"

"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."

by ACAT November 7, 2012

Peyton Manning

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.

Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.

by pacman jones32 November 8, 2010

Spider-manning

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.

"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"

by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013

Manners

authority or rule of another: to be under someone's manners

~Are you going to watch the game down the pub tonight?
- No, Sarah wants me to cook dinner tonight.
~You are under that girls manners mate.
or
~That is manners mate.

by NixSeb July 16, 2009

Manners

patronising exclamation of implied authority over another; often after a physical request

~Go get my lighter from the car bruv?
- On return
~Manners!

by NixSeb July 16, 2009

Rhydian Mann

1. Boy who picks nose, views bogie obtained and promptly consumes it.

2. Comes to school with everything but the kitchen sink in his gimp-bag

3. Is twinned with John Mc Cririck (of BB fame) in both action and appearance.

4. Secret lover of Grissom from CSI.

"Rhydian Mann, why have you brought your stanley knife to Maths?!"

by britishandworried January 27, 2005

Mann

Pronounced with an extra long 'nnnnn' to prevent unnecessary confusion, this term is used to refer to a friend or acquiantance who knows about drugs. Any type of drug. Why the gov'ment is corrupt and should legalise them. Which you should stick in your eyes. Which you should stick in your rectum. And so on.

Person A: Dude, smoking weed is boring, can we stick it in our eyeballs?
Person B: Don't know man, you better ask Joe, he's the Mann.
Person A: The man?
Person B: No, the MANN.
Person A: Joe, can we stick weed in our eyes?
Joe: By all means, but it won't get you high. Not a bit. Fancy a joint?
Person A: Thanks Joe, you're the Mann.
Joe: I know, man.

by I, Houdini November 3, 2009