MOHANED

A fat fuck who always creates problems, even when he isn’t doing anything something has to happen that involves him, thinks he is never wrong and just becuase he got some big guys number he thinks he can talk shit to any and everyone he sees, He thinks everyone around him are chamacks, and his idol is Hamdan’s father.

“Ya yeyal mayy gooloon”

“Agoolack Goomt al murooshid”
“You know Hamdan’s father”
“My names not mohaned if....”

by Goomt al murooshid agoolack July 2, 2018

Mohan

A sex act where a man pretends to have wolverine claws but they are penises form other men giving them pleasure.

Joe gave half the rugby team a Mohan

by jonkus February 8, 2014

Ahaan Mohan

AHAAN MOHAN was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk, who lived near the Gladden Fields. Originally known as Sméagol, he was later named Gollum after his habit of making "a horrible swallowing noise in his throat". Gollum was once a hobbit who became corrupted by the One Ring. His life was extended far beyond its natural limits by the effects of possessing the Ring, which he frequently referred to as "my precious" and "my birthday present".

you are as ugly as ahaan mohan.

by aahanmohan March 3, 2012

Mohanlal

Frustrated actor who tries to compete with mammootty.

Womaniser, chota bheem, lucifer 2000 crore, Big brother 50 cr

Mohanlal is a subtitle actor

by Lalphilic June 6, 2021

Moaning

The noise typically associated with a woman when she does not get her own way. Possibly one of thhe most annoying noises that you can experience

Moaning is how women typically respond to something they disagree with for no reason

by Urbanoverlord February 3, 2019

Mohan

A person with a head that looks like a blueberry.

Oh my god! look at that head it is a Mohan.

by mccallum susimposter March 12, 2021

Mohanist

Term used in the Asian media world to describe a publisher or editor who writes swathes of articles by copying and pasting from other sources. Named after Malaysian media magnate, Mohan Tirvgmanasam Banddam, owner of the Khmer Times in Cambodia, who was unmasked as having written over 20 editorial articles which were all plagiarised. Mohanist avoids the confusion over British v American spelling of plagiarised and is now often used by many expat journalists in the region.

Terry is a flagrant Mohanist. That piece he wrote last week was almost an exact copy of an article in December's 'Bangkok Post'.

by Steven W Palmer October 13, 2016