monster

What you become when you break up with a girl.

Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."

by Dan May 12, 2004

Pocket monster

A gun that fits in your pocket..non visible so if you anit strapped don't go actin hard because you never know your enemy might have a pocket pistol.

gun sound like rocket launcher i got gun its a pocket monster

by Lingoelnino December 3, 2009

crack monster

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.

The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

Monsterbating

When you jerk off so hard that its scary but it feels so good that you wanna squirt EVERYWHERE!

To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.

Honey! Why are you jerking off so hardddd!

Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.

by Kajur April 2, 2013

monist

A wet shaver of the utmost self importance whose inability to follow simple rules and whose lack of gentlemanly attitude and restraint leads to an eventual banning.

Man!! When I tried to skirt the rules I got monisted!

by Whitetree February 23, 2014

monster trucking

ear dick

monster trucking is to put the dick in the ear

by hdjsoaksjshdjsk April 24, 2019

gelatinous monster

A monster that fangoriously devours, and subsequently digests legs.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillarys' legs are being digested.

by the cheat September 13, 2003