Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.

Welcome to Midland, Texas.

by sus1 June 9, 2018

Midland Mouthwash

When your gay cousin is chewin Copenhagen mint dip and then spits it in your mouth.

Cousin, give me your famous Midland Mouthwash!

by MyNameAdumbMaybe September 5, 2019

milagritos

In English it means Lilmiracle. A smart freaky girl. One of a kind.

You are a Milagritos.

by Adele_Romant December 3, 2019

Milaina

Milaina is a girl who is literally so rare. She is a fucking hottie. Everyone wants to get in bed with her.

Guy 1: I wanna be the one to fuck Milaina up
Guy 2: Dude I was thinking the same thing

by Milaina September 6, 2020

Milam

Milam is an amazing person who is a badass friend. He has helped me thru everything and he's just someone who you will never wanna lose. he is an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. extremely nice person he knows how to help with your problems. never lose him

girl: Wow look at her boyfriend he has to be a Milam
girl: Yeah

by Lovemybabe March 16, 2021

milana

if ur a milana ur cool

milana is a weird but funny girl she seems to be cool around everyone but in real life she is very moody and has anger issues. she sings a lot of opera songs. her laugh is like a broken vacuum

by virtual anxiety November 21, 2021

Milan

A guy with a big penis (17.5 inches) and good sense for humor that fucks all the hot girls

Hehe bro its Milan

by NotMilan November 21, 2021