Minnesota Microwave

Where you poop into a condom , warm it in a microwave , then proceed to use it

Dude your pale as a ghost . . . Did you give her the Minnesota microwave

by colefuzz November 14, 2011

feelin' Minnesota

Having exceptional talent, but settling for a disappointing second-best. The term was coined from Soundgarden's "Outshined" which is an apt synonym.

Before the Minnesota Twins won the 1987 World Series, the people of Minnesota had been feelin' Minnesota, enduring presidential election losses by native sons Hubert Humphrey and Walter Mondale, along with four Super Bowl losses by the Vikings and a Stanley Cup loss by the North Stars in 1981.

by Nick Mound January 18, 2008

minneapolis

15th most dangerous city in the United States. Minneapolis is the county seat of Hennepin County, Minnesota. Minneapolis takes its name from minne, the Dakota word for water, and polis, the Greek word for city. This and the nickname "City of Lakes." The official population of the city is somewhere around 400,000 but if you count Minneapolis and St. Paul together it would be one of the biggest cities in the country. St. Paul is more residential but has a large asian population. Minneapolis has everything: asians, native africans, middle easterners, native americans, hispanics and of course african americans. if you visit i would advise you not to walk the North Side of town without a gun especially if you're white or you're bound to get your ass layed the fuck out by a thug slangin' that crack rock on the corner of washington and harlem. We ain't the 15th most dangrous city in the country fo' nothing nigga

i was walking home from the vikings game when i got caught in gang crossfire.

by nasir April 24, 2005

University of Minnesota Rochester

A school for health sciences located in Rochester, Minnesota with way more girls than guys. The newest University of Minnesota campus, located on top a shopping mall. Incredibly hard, even for a college. Full of mostly dumb people who are failing out of school and still expect to get into medical school, with a few geniuses thrown in the mix. Lots of fun people who like to party away the stress from college!

"Where's she from?" "The University of Minnesota Rochester." "Get it bro, I heard there's no guys over there, she'll be begging in no time!"

by ThatAwesomeGirl November 27, 2012

Lake Minnitonka

Where you go to purify yourself.

"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka." - Prince.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

Minnesotitis

Being confined to the state of Minnesota during the six winter months either by family commitments, financial constraints or mental constraints and absolutely loathing every second of it. Symptoms include: fear, cold anxiety, cabin fever and frequent checking of weather details of locations warmer and comfortable even by relative comparison ie. Juneau, Miami or Antarctica.

I was finally cured of my Minnesotitis this past February when I permanently moved out of the state.

by Nefmaster December 6, 2011

Minnesota Mudslide

When your having anal sex and you shove your penis up a woman s ass so far that shit comes out her ass like a mudslide

i gave my girl a dirty minnesota mudslide last night while doing anal

by Joe Joe Ives December 23, 2011