frequent fapper miles

Frequent self pleasuring.

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.

frequent fapper miles by mccaro June 4, 2012

dirty miles 

pov: you and shrek are in the middle of a good time ;) and he says he needs to poop. you smile excitedly and open your mouth to prepare. he sits over you as you beg him to go until he finally takes a phat shit in your mouth. you moan in pleasure.

(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)

shrek was just feeding his dirty miles.

dirty miles by shrekdaddy555 April 14, 2020

100 miles of bad road 

When a man or woman's face is extremely ugly!!!

person1)Man, she looks good!
person2)Her face looks like 100 miles of bad road!

100 miles of bad road by horsefly October 10, 2005

Thirty miles 

In poker, three of a kind, tens. Also known as Flint to Saginaw, as the distances between those two cities is 30 miles.

Thirty miles no good! I've got aces full!

Thirty miles by Tallman February 5, 2005

581 miles 

581 miles is used to separate to left handed people that are the bestest friends ever. god put them far away to teach them a lesson but nether know what it is. it is also a the distance that they traveled to where they met each other and partied at 1am to 4:30. the 581 miles separate the boy ( stalker ) from the girl.

Girl: Dude we are 581 miles away.

Boy: I know its only 93 kilometers.

Girl: That's not bad, stalker.

Boy: You have 406 friends.

Girl: That's a little stalkerish

581 miles by stalkedbytommy August 3, 2010

booty miles 

Unit of measurement when counting sex as a workout.

"I didn't feel like getting up for my run today, so I stayed in bed and I logged some booty miles..."

booty miles by sammieH99 September 4, 2013

420 Miles Per Hour 

When you're blazed as fuck and you only do things at your own speed.

"sorry i'm late bro, i had a joint before I left, now i'm going at 420 miles per hour"

420 Miles Per Hour by isitallovermyface March 3, 2017