parallel message

Another message individuals express by means of the tonality, volume, pitch, or pacing they use while expressing the main message. It can support, compliment, refute, deny, or even contradict the main message.

When the girl said, "You're welcome" in a tone which said, "You're not fucking welcomed you fucking idiot," I knew something was up. To understand parallel messages say any word in the opposite intonation of what it means. Say "beautiful" while making a face of disgust. Say "ugly" as if you were saying "beautiful."

by but for April 19, 2018

gossip messenger

A person that hears gossip about Person B from Person A, then goes and tells Person B the gossip about them

Person A “OMG DID YOU HEAR?!?!”

gossip messenger “ABOUT WHAT?”
Person A “Person B cheated on her boyfriend”

Gossip messenger “😳😧”

Gossip messenger goes and tells person B about their gossip that they heard is going around the school...

person b “😞😭😭😭😭 BUT I DIDNT!!!”

by Dumdumniceface December 22, 2017

2 message rule

The act of sending no more than two messages until a reply is given by your romantic interest so as to avoid looking desperate and needy.

Ezreal: I've sent her 8 messages but she's ignoring me!

Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!

by DominusRectus January 18, 2018

The Messenger’s Goof

a goof up on messages that’s so bad that you can’t seem to understand how the person made one word into the other

ex: trying to say door but saying golf instead

message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday”
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“

by doodleoodles September 17, 2019

Yahoo Messenger

A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.

Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.

by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022

cody messenger

the act of destroying an entire civilisation with copious amounts of gunpowder and illegal firearms while watch itadaki seiki.

cody: *exists*

hagroinal: love you cody messenger
cody: (destroys school whilst ahaego facing)

by Hariavolo December 15, 2022

sending a message

The action of using non-verbal techniques to powerfully communicate or impart an idea to another party.

Ryan’s 6 months were long up. He owed big money to the local residing MC, and too much time had passed.
Jackson was the newest prospect in the Storm Riders, and these men wanted to see if the new kid had what it took to ride with them. John, the Enforcer, stepped up to Jackson for some final words of advice.
“Here you go, kid. .357 Sig P226, with 2 mags on the side. You’ll have enough to wipe out the lying fucker and collect that shiny new bike he keeps hidden in that shithole garage of his. He’s been holding out on us, and we want our money back. Do it right, and we’ll call you brother next time we see you. You, son- today you’ve got a chance to prove yourself to our crew. And you’re gonna do it by sending a message.”

by Katanamaru July 12, 2019