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Discussion of how our instructional practices are being messaged...
by Blaxguy99 December 8, 2017
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Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.
Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!
by fway September 1, 2013
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Massagejob

When an agreement is made to give your wife/girlfriend a massage, with the anticipation of receiving a blowjob in return.
You’ve never heard of a massagejob? It’s great.. you give your girl a nice massage and after she returns the favor with a blowjob.
by The Auroch July 26, 2018
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deluxe massage

The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.
I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.
by Emperor Megas March 1, 2014
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Submissional Messaging

little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.
Ana: "I mean, it was a suspect, at dinner I ordered the spaghetti but then Christian ordered me 'the beef tip and hot sticky buns'"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"
by moreritz January 20, 2015
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slav massage

Beating someone across the back with a crowbar, pipe or other hard object
Igor gone done messed up so I gave him a slav massage
by The Ukrainian Mob November 13, 2018
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Roughrider Massage

One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf
Other friend: “I’ll give you a roughrider massage
by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020
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