melonbird

The tastiest food ever. An animal native to the US of A until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.

Combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.

Fie! A pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!

by Postification March 12, 2005

meloncollar

That stretched out look the neck of your t-shirt gets after you've shoved your giant head through it.

My tshirts are all meloncollared.

by umetaro April 30, 2011

meiron

Meirons are always drunk. They are raging alcoholics and are know for being a lady's man.

He slays wenches and are often linked to michals

Nicknames often include, Ron, Miri, polks, Bonnie, Noam, the ledge.

Whose that drunk, sexy lady's man?
- must be a Meiron

by Stoner421 August 14, 2015

Melon

Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).

The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.

by RomanThorne October 19, 2015

melon boy

A child sex slave in the Philippines, from age 8 -16.

That kid across the street is a melon boy.

by Phgale January 13, 2016

Melon

The singular noun for a tit or plural ly known as tits

Jake Paul has massive melons and plays with them on Tuesdays

by PENG TING ELSIE❤️❤️ December 15, 2017

melon-tits

Melanie Rumford boobies. they're hot they're nice and she knows how to use them.

WaHoo chech out he melon-tits!

by rasha October 2, 2007