poo·mer·gen·cy
n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies
* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies
* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.
by lindsey greer September 25, 2006
Get the poo-mergency mug.A local englishman who originated in the county of lincolnshire. He was convicted for rape and sexual assault of his own mother while she was asleep. Due to this he is now no longer allowed to work with kids due to the fear that he may just "bend them over".
Man 1: Did you hear about that rapist?
Man 2: What, the one who did a Matthew Morgan?
Man 2: Yeah, he literally bummed a kid down an ally way
Man 2: What, the one who did a Matthew Morgan?
Man 2: Yeah, he literally bummed a kid down an ally way
by Mell Morgan June 22, 2017
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Morgan is weird.
by AnonymousLoverOfACertainGirl December 14, 2019
Get the Morgan mug.Craig Morgan (Greer) is a multi-platinum country recording artist from Dickson, Tennesee, which is West of Nashville.
Ten year Army Veteran with Airbone and JumpMaster certifications, and memeber of the 101st and 82nd Airborne Division (101st Screamin' Eagles), and father of five.
The most epic blonde I know, and will always have your back. He is a great brother according to his sibling, Joeseph Greer, whom I have met and talked with.
Craig Morgan is an inspiration to all who listen, and should be more well known than he is. :)
(Also, Voted Hottest Blonde Country Artist 2011, and Hottest Male Country Performer in the 40s age range division 2011)
Some well known songs include "Almost Home", "That's What I Love About Sunday", "Redneck Yacht Club", "International Harvester", "Tough", "Love Remembers", "Bonfire", "God Must Really Love Me" "Little Bit of Life", "Still A Little Chicken Left On That Bone" and his current Number One Hit "This Ole Boy".
He is patriotic, talented, sexy and all over amazing!
(And those blue eyes are to DIE for)
Ten year Army Veteran with Airbone and JumpMaster certifications, and memeber of the 101st and 82nd Airborne Division (101st Screamin' Eagles), and father of five.
The most epic blonde I know, and will always have your back. He is a great brother according to his sibling, Joeseph Greer, whom I have met and talked with.
Craig Morgan is an inspiration to all who listen, and should be more well known than he is. :)
(Also, Voted Hottest Blonde Country Artist 2011, and Hottest Male Country Performer in the 40s age range division 2011)
Some well known songs include "Almost Home", "That's What I Love About Sunday", "Redneck Yacht Club", "International Harvester", "Tough", "Love Remembers", "Bonfire", "God Must Really Love Me" "Little Bit of Life", "Still A Little Chicken Left On That Bone" and his current Number One Hit "This Ole Boy".
He is patriotic, talented, sexy and all over amazing!
(And those blue eyes are to DIE for)
Person 1: "Who is this Craig Morgan guy?"
Person 2: "Only the most epic, sexy, talented, blonde man in the country music business! He is an inspiration to all who listen and who got me into writing music! His voice is like that of a Tennessee Angel, and he's not the redneck people make him out to be! He's patriotic! He's proud! He's an amazing man!"
Example 2: Every boy in their right mind who wants to go into the music business envies this Craig Morgan for his talents and his looks.
Example 3: All the females swoon at Craig's concerts, hoping that they will be chosen to go on stage...
Example 4: Women can't help but get lost in the saphirres he calls his eyes, and men with brown eyes or eyes of a lesser blue invy his irises.
Person 2: "Only the most epic, sexy, talented, blonde man in the country music business! He is an inspiration to all who listen and who got me into writing music! His voice is like that of a Tennessee Angel, and he's not the redneck people make him out to be! He's patriotic! He's proud! He's an amazing man!"
Example 2: Every boy in their right mind who wants to go into the music business envies this Craig Morgan for his talents and his looks.
Example 3: All the females swoon at Craig's concerts, hoping that they will be chosen to go on stage...
Example 4: Women can't help but get lost in the saphirres he calls his eyes, and men with brown eyes or eyes of a lesser blue invy his irises.
by Morgan_And_Craig_F-Yeah January 19, 2012
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by GoBaseball September 9, 2011
Get the Nyjer Morgan mug.The name of a girl. I have no idea where it comes from, or what the hell it means. For the most part, many Morgan's i have encountered are good looking, hilarious, and great dancers. The only disadvantage to these girls is that they have bad knees.
but she's gorgeous, beautiful, and shes fast.
but she's gorgeous, beautiful, and shes fast.
--Oh snap you see Morgan today?
-Yeah, she's lookin mighty fine.
--Agreed, too bad she's limpin around the fuckin school, i feel terrible.
-I know, they should put her crippled ass in a wheelchair and make it easier on her.
-Yeah, she's lookin mighty fine.
--Agreed, too bad she's limpin around the fuckin school, i feel terrible.
-I know, they should put her crippled ass in a wheelchair and make it easier on her.
by habanschnookinlumskahsnooka March 18, 2009
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