Meard

A moustache that connects with a beard.

That guy has an awesome meard.

by Ella Vator March 26, 2011

Megadeth

a huge bowl pack, gets everybody who smokes from it super high. typically passed around 3 people to get everyone retarded high for hours on end. a pastime on saturday nights at a college campus

Guy 1: im bored, you guys wanna get high, or retarded?

Guy 2: retarded, pack a megadeth

Guy 1: okay, were gettin stoned tonight!

by bongrippah69 January 16, 2013

Mead

Mead is an alternative term for water and can be paired to anything liquid and consumable.
Dairy Mead being milk
Poison Mead being milk
Solid Mead being Ice.
Tead being Tea
C'eed being coffee
Potato starch extract mead being Vodka, and so on

And actual Mead (Honey-Wine) is known as water.

Sach: "I've got anti-mead mouth"
Conor:" Head have some mead to quench your thirst"

by Lieutenant Colonel Mead August 23, 2011

Mead

NOT A DRINK; but a sexy kind of marymounter

"yo' that not cool man"

by Emily December 3, 2004

Maad

Sex god, but a small dick, big round tummy that seduces all the women in the world, future millionaire due to heritage

Robert: seen maad?
Maad: yes i here

by Robertocarlitovamonis July 28, 2018

mead

A honey-based alcoholic drink from medieval times, often drank today by nerds who play Warhammer, medieval re-enactment knights who think they're actually living in the middle ages, and goths with an interest in both areas.

Here now, who wants a serving of mead? I'm sorry, we have no beer or vodka within these walls. Just mead. Pass me your goblet and I'll pour you some.

by Grazzl March 3, 2004

megadeth

yes dave mustaine is a talented musician, but he's a selfish, inconsiderate jerk. he was kicked out of MetallicA because of his drug problems, and cause he's a jerk, and cuase kirk is better. if mustaine never existed, there still would be a metallica becuase it was started by lars, not dave. megadeth is not as heavy or as good as metallica, and definately not as good as slayer. dave hates them both because he jealous that theyre better than him. he is just a puppet and drugs are his masters. so shsut the fuck up you megaidiots.

dave mustaine is a selfish bastard.

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005