Matthew

A fucking amazing jerkbag full of dick head comments like "FUCK"

You are such a Matthew I can't even talk to u.

by HenryEvansWillBeFound May 5, 2017

Matthew

An absolute dickhead.

You see him, he’s such a Matthew.

by Freekthissite July 8, 2020

Matthew

Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

Matthew: hey can you give me money
Anyone: no you are broke and gay.

by Skhiylttcysd September 5, 2018

Matthew

Momentous
Ardent
Torrid
Tenderhearted
Harmonic
Eccentric
Warm

Momentous Matthew will be because his ardent torrid tenderheart.

Matthews jacket, though hilarious and essentric, looks warm.

by luckystar7778 April 8, 2019

Matthew

A really handsome guy with a big dick he has a bright soul and is kind and is very successful

Matthew is so kind all the time

by Stepsislana June 15, 2020

Matthew

That one background person that can be socially awkward, yet is nice, funny, smart, and possibly sexy. Often never plays mainstream sports (i.e. football, baseball, soccer, basketball, etc,). common interests include gaming, nerf guns, WWII, and star wars. has a wide range of friends such as gamers, nerds, athletes, and the other socially awkward people (including girls). Sometimes wishes to be called Matthias for no reason.

That kid Matthew is such a nice kid.

by DRGWRR315 June 3, 2018

Matthew

An stupid person who likes chicks with dicks

That dumbass is such a Matthew

by thewiseman1017 July 5, 2016