Matthew

A fucking amazing jerkbag full of dick head comments like "FUCK"

You are such a Matthew I can't even talk to u.

by HenryEvansWillBeFound May 5, 2017

Matthew

An absolute dickhead.

You see him, he’s such a Matthew.

by Freekthissite July 8, 2020

Matthew

A nerd who got killed in among us first countless times

Wow you dead again you must be a Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

That one background person that can be socially awkward, yet is nice, funny, smart, and possibly sexy. Often never plays mainstream sports (i.e. football, baseball, soccer, basketball, etc,). common interests include gaming, nerf guns, WWII, and star wars. has a wide range of friends such as gamers, nerds, athletes, and the other socially awkward people (including girls). Sometimes wishes to be called Matthias for no reason.

That kid Matthew is such a nice kid.

by DRGWRR315 June 3, 2018

Matthew

The biggest bitch known to man.

Matthew is a bitch boy

by Woahieeeeew1234567890 March 21, 2019

Matthew

Momentous
Ardent
Torrid
Tenderhearted
Harmonic
Eccentric
Warm

Momentous Matthew will be because his ardent torrid tenderheart.

Matthews jacket, though hilarious and essentric, looks warm.

by luckystar7778 April 8, 2019

Matthew

At first glance Matthew looks like a very intimidating person, but once you see his other sides he is one of the softest people you will ever meet. He is the best hurdler on the track team, and an amazing football player. Since he’s a virgo, he has a very large ego, so when he’s around his friends he can be a total douchebag. He has the worlds cutest smile, big round hazel eyes that you could stare into for centuries, and a pair of lips nicer than any others. Matthew looks like the type of person to get terrible grades, but he is always on the higher end of everybody in the school, getting mostly A’s and B’s. He deeply cares about his relationships, and is willing to do next to anything to keep one as long as it’s healthy. He also happens to be a very popular person at school, and, of course, a person who likes pretty, popular girls over potatoes.

Girl 1: Hey do you see Matthew over there? He always looks kinda angry and intimidating.

Girl 2: Oh, don’t worry. He’s actually one of the nicest, most caring people you’ll ever meet. He’s just got a bit if a resting bitch face and an attitude.

by MinHaneul April 14, 2019