Cronic Masturbation

1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.

2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.

That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.

by Vengefulsorrow January 20, 2009

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004

Mutual masturbation

When a man and a women rub eachothers genital areas.

I rubbed my gf's pussy while she rubbed my dick while we made-out.Mutual masturbation

by Sexycuban148 February 18, 2007

masterbating

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much

ne u cyber? i "masterbate"

by Wigga May 9, 2003

masturbation

the art of pleasure.

I was feeling so horny after i saw that girl fucking on tv, masturbation was in order.
I began to rub.. slowly at first, gradually getting faster, faster, FASTER.. until OH!! OH!! OH FUCK! OH!!
and thus the art of pleasure was done.

by hornyfuckingbiatch March 14, 2009

masterbatious

An individual who is so sexually attractive that one may be tempted to masterbate to thoughts of them.

Dude, that girl who sat in front of us in econ today was so masterbatious.

by PhrosTT January 17, 2006

Hands-free masturbation device

Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

by HazRub June 6, 2007