masterbatical

To not Jack off to be harder at work!!

I have been working alot harder lately now that i am masterbatical!!!

by Dieseltime March 2, 2018

Masterblaster

Noun: A high-pressure sales or customer service environment in which an employee is electronically chained to a desk, phone & PC for 8-10 hour shifts (usually within the confines of a cubicle).

He turned to alcoholism after ten years strapped in the masterblaster.

by Reerobbb March 8, 2018

Masterbaint

The act of masturbating over ones partner, and upon ejacualation, the ejacuator let's go of their penis, allowing the head of the penis to smack the Taint of their partner below. Usually in an upward or lower swing. Must be done with an erect penis, to allow proper "tension" swing.

Let me "masterbaint" your taint.

by Lol_you_people_ June 25, 2018

Masterbacheating

Thinking of your ex, while in another relationship, and masterbating.

I was masterbacheating last night 😩 or i masterbacheated on my bf last night!

by Happygf May 27, 2018

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

Maskerbate

Pleasuring oneself while enjoying a relaxing face mask experience. The best way to pass the time while waiting for your face mask to dry.

I was bored while doing a face mask last nigh so I decided to maskerbate.

by Huliaaaaaa October 11, 2018