gay marriage

a way for gay people to suffer MORE than they already have (past homophobia)

What's with gay marriage? Haven't gay people suffered enough?

by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 23, 2004

marriage

The part of life where God unites two different persons through its sacrament.

when do you want to talk about our marriage

by Koh3isHart August 24, 2014

1-bit marriage

Like a 1 bit number, it's either on or off. You either have a spouse or you don't. Unfortunately it's the standard in the United States of America and you can't have more.

America is a country where you can only have a 1-bit marriage, but they don't care if the spouse is the same gender as you.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

opposite marriage

(noun) antonym of common marriage, a legal relationship of two people who do not secretly or openly wish they could go back and "do it all differently," two people committed to each other, yet still do fun activities such as having sex or going out with friends.

"My husband and I love having sex with each other; I'm so glad we chose an opposite marriage."

by Miss Fabulous Delicious August 22, 2009

common law marriage

n. A couple (male and female) living together without the benefits of clergy. The union is legal as if a ceremony had been performed by a clergyman or a JP. It is unlawful if the couple ever pass themselves off as Mr. or Mrs. or if the female signs something with the prefix Mrs.

Tyrone and Brie Ann are good examples. They live together by common law so they can get all of the perks of the American system: free kids, free food via food stamps, health care, Pell grants for education, project housing, etc.

Tyrone is absent most of the time because he has three other women with whom he lives under similar arrangements. Tyrone's bitches are making a goodly income even if Brie Ann's quints are surrogate and somebody else got the government stipend. Brie Ann comes up missing periodically and it is not clear if there are other men in her life.

by Richard Black May 16, 2005

gay marriage

Marijuana will never be legal.

Therefore gay marriage should never be legal in a trillion eternities.

Marijuana smokers are opressed man,when butt plunkers get more respect than them.

by What is the world coming to? March 23, 2005

gender segregated marriage

Gender segregated marriage is the marriage of two men or two women regardless of whether or not they are gay or straight. It refers to same-sex marriage (aka gay marriage) but is used instead to stress the lack of gender integration in same-sex households. This takes the focus off homosexuality and highlights the gender issues.

What do you think of gay marriage?

I'm sick of gender-benders pretending gender doesn't matter. Why should we pay for legal, social, and tax benefits for gender segregated marriage? They're just gonna sue us.

by friddaridda November 18, 2011