your mum

A poor insult usually used by someone of limited intelligence as an insult.
See trev

Person A: You are an unintelligent troglodyte
Person B: Well...Your Mum!

by Munk July 23, 2003

Your Mum

as described above by almost everyone else.

You all missed the best use of 'Your Mum'

I use it on my kids.

DONT think about it for too long...Your head may explode

by Dusty Munchkin February 13, 2010

yer mum

used to make ur friends mad XD

hey jacob whats ur favorite type of burger?

jacob: yer mum

by ria__ July 07, 2021

rubys mum

rubys mum is a total slag the most slaggyest woman in the whole universe

rubys mum is a slag for andy

by secret man April 09, 2022

ya mum

a) An insult towards another person when they act smarter
b)somthing to say when theres nothing to say
c) an insult when your pissed at sum annoying mutha fucka

a) emma: nononono, 5% is 0.005 of 100!
sam: ya mum is 5% of 100
b) emma:blahblahblah im hungry
manda: ya mum
c) emma: WAAAAHHH my life sux, NIrvana rock!
manda: ya mum!!!
emma: what about her?
manda: shes ur mum

by Manda June 08, 2004

Ya Mum

A insult often used in jokes such as the following:

Your mums so fat when her peeper went off they thought she was reversing.

by jennifer robinson December 05, 2003

Taits Mum

To be referred to as "taits mum" is quite offensive. It generally means slut or "Dundee ho bag". The phrase is quite common place in Dundee and gaining use around Scotland.

Dom: I see you were firing in to Ashley, get anywhere?
Dane: Nah man, she's worse than taits mum, gives me the boke.

by II R4z0R II September 20, 2007