mjklpoiuyhnbgtrfvcdewsxzaq

fuck you buddy, do your fucking schoolwork

you should stop being a stupid dumbass mjklpoiuyhnbgtrfvcdewsxzaq

by iongaf January 21, 2025

mjnhbgvfcdxsza

when you are very very bored.

i am mjnhbgvfcdxsza.

by mknjbhvgfxdzsa March 6, 2025

mjballs

ball bird tame impala miku silly cat cosplay

that guy is such an mjball

mjballs

by justlukaka January 23, 2026

Mjingo

A brain-stopping jaw dropping argument of such perfect stupidity that it is both impossible to debate with and causes a mini epileptic seizure in the brain of the better informed listener on the receiving end of such total shite.

May cause victim to shout "Mjingo!" as a way of breaking the hypnotic spell of total mind fockry and alert nearby friends to give immediate medical assistance, lest victim lapse into a coma.

Etym. Kswaihli for idiot, English word bingo.

"Why are Adiola's ears bleeding?"

"She got mjingoed. Her Bumble date Tarquin was mansplaining the relative privileges of pale stale males and black women and how he was an endangered species."

"Sounds like wedding bells..."

by Vari the Vampire August 7, 2025

Mjellma

Albanian lesbian who struggles with comphet and is a communist. Loves plushies and who teeth are fashioned from sugar cane and requires gallons of bubble tea. Is silly ✨ but tries to act mysterious and it really doesn't work bro😒 but also does work for random people? Hates men(clock it 😝)and is a race traitor to the whites. Loves their country idk they're cool trust bro trust. Will call you gay. Respects and approves of bullying the whites (including themself) and partakes in reparations via my me food sometimes idk. Lover girl low-key but hates to admit it

Me: *Stands up*
Mjellma: Ur gay
Me: OK?!? AND UR WHITE...filthy cracker 😒
Mjellma: oh! ...well...you got me there 😟

by Sangstylesbian16 September 17, 2025

to mjölnir

To mjölnir something is to give someone something like if it's an actual Thor's Hammer, mjolnir. The best way to do it is that the "thor guy" is reaching his arm out, and the other (enslaved-like) guy, is making a violent move in order to make the object like it's attracted by the hand, and giving him the feeling that the "thor guy" is controlling it, and is worthy to hold the object. Only takes a few seconds, if the giving guy isn't a stubborn.

- Bro, can ya to mjölnir|mjölnir me water bottle, plz ?
- You sure are worthy... *to mjölnir|mjölniring him the bottle*

by Jay D. Ashe September 22, 2019

Anfeta'mjn

Anfeta'mjn (Ann'feh'tah'mean) is the formal way in Port Orange for 'no'. It sounds a lot like amphetamine so to some it is hysterical when a port orange would shout it out.

Utav, dj'xhoj prodx o'y'Walmart? (Dad, today can we go in Walmart?)
'Anfeta'mjn!' (no.)

by Mj334 March 7, 2021