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cocks out madden

Playing a madden video game with your genitalia exposed.
Ryan shook his erect penis in celebration after completing a game winning touchdown pass on the final play of regulation during a spirited game of cocks out madden with his roommate Phil. Phil and his penis looked on in shame.
by fartonq November 10, 2010
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Mander

In verb form: to mander. To bother or annoy, usually in the form of hitting playfully or light-hearted verbal persecution; can, but does not have to be, coupled with repeatedly shouting the word "mander, mander!" at the object of ridicule.
We like to mander a boy in band by screaming "mander, mander!" at him.
by gerrymanderers association October 20, 2010
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maderchod

The Word MADERCHOD can be split into MADER - 'snatch'and CHOD - 'fuck'. MADERCHOD is analogous to RAPIST as this in hindi means "some one who snatch or steals sex"
Sala chutia maderchod hi, jaha ladaki dekhi chal deya.
by QualityInsult March 9, 2004
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maddenism

<Maddenism> adj. --repetitive videogames that churn out the same product from the previous year cutting, pasting, and slapping minute additions that contains negligible improvements in graphics, gameplay, music, and other tidbits over the previous version of the game. Applies to most 2K Sports and EA Sports titles, and other games such as those from the Dynasty Warriors series.
"Ah man, NBA 2K6 for the 360 sucks, it's one of those maddenism games, it's the same version as what's on other consoles expect the player's faces are cut and pasted to look better, but everything else is just current gen video game graphics"
by Rouge2 July 16, 2008
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maddenfluenza

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...
dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!
by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008
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Maddenial

The act of playing Madden football the day after the Super Bowl to fool yourself into thinking the season isn't over
Jeff's been playing that game all day. He's totally in Maddenial.
by ReefrSoutherlnd February 9, 2010
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maddrey

n. mysterious, secretive, private, yet social and can not live without friends, has a bad side and a sad side, and is in love with nature and the outdoors, knows all there is to know about animals, has a crazy side, shy, and changes often
oh my gosh, my new friend Riley is such a maddrey
by amilia foof May 18, 2011
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