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Phil Lucero

A big black man with a HUMONGOUS dick. When he takes it out every woman, man, and non-binary person in a 2 mile radius falls to their knees and starts begging to have it inside them. Phil Lucero is so beautiful, he shines like the brightest star in the sky. When you find a Phil Lucero, make sure you hang onto him tight because he'll pick you up, throw you onto his bed, and start ruthlessly pounding you until you feel like your insides were taken out, blended up, and put back into you, then blessed by an angel.
Person 1: I really wish I could find a man
Person 2: You need a Phil Lucero, he'll do you right
Phil Lucero: I'm gonna rearrange both of yall's insides with my monster truck 19 inch veiny puh destroyer
by phil_lucero_pounded_me December 2, 2025
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Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.
alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber
by hammydoopie November 8, 2022
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for game or Luger

A legal term dat differentiates da purposes for which you would be wanting to acquire and/or possess firearms, and thus what general type of gun it would be.
Da term "for game or Luger" refers to whether you would want a long gun for hunting, or a handgun for defense and/or target-practice.
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
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