Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

Severance Lay by b34r May 21, 2009

Good Lay

n., adj.(sexual):
1. A pleasurable sexual experience. Good sex.

2. A person who excels in sex, and being sexual with them promise a good time to be had by all.

We had such a good lay last night, I turned over and slept like a baby for 13 hours.

Just by the way she walks I can tell you she's a good lay.

Good Lay by abragag December 16, 2008

A Doo Lay Oose

A made up phrase used to scare off annoying people who won't leave you alone. It's best when it's said in a high pitched voice.

Annoying person- Blah blah blah

Me- A doo lay oose!

Annoying person- Wow, this MF is a weirdo!

Me- A doo lay oose!

Annoying person- Wtf! I'm outta here!

A Doo Lay Oose by Volare88 March 28, 2018

pee-lay 

to hit hard...a cajun expression..to knock the crap out of someone...

hey boodroux, im fixin to pee-lay yo ass...

pee-lay by that mike January 18, 2004

dead lay 

a girl thats doesn't moan or scream while having sex. Makes the guy do all the work

The sex was awful she was a dead lay it wore me out.

dead lay by Tessa March 16, 2003

moo-lay 

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "mullet," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your comment, in case you're overheard.

It has nothing to do with fucking a cow, although there may be some correlation between having a mullet and having a desire to pork the beef.

See also low-zay

"Check out that mullet!" he said, but made sure he pronounced it "moo-lay."

moo-lay by Adman12 October 27, 2005

bum lay 

someone who is bad in bed.
ie...just lays theres, cannot take a hint,
refuses to follow suggestions, a person you would
never sleep w/ again.

i slept with this guy last night, && omg, he was such a bum lay.

bum lay by lustnpixxxiedust March 21, 2008