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the grass in your front lawn

The vagina hairs

A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
The grass in your front lawn is so nice/

Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined
by Jabae24 December 6, 2016
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Lawn Tractor Limbo

When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.
I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.
by Kalisiin June 18, 2014
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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
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front-lawn storefront

A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.
Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass
i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.
by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021
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Lawn Service

lawn service is a service provided to the community YO! The difference between Chinese lawn service and American lawn care. Lawn care is just "caring" with words and "service" is providing the actual service. This should be carried out on a monthly basis to make sure no one is hiding around the bush of succulent
I need a lawn service in Portland Or, not just a normal lawn care with advices telling things I already know.
by Blindsheep October 24, 2019
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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.
I have her the Swiss lawn mower
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
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