laundry

A binging moment involving yourself and an inanimate object experimenting with alcohol or drugs for the first time.

Come on Benjamin. R. Teddy, we are going to do Laundry!

by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005

laundrymat

it means to get rid of your cheating mancheat

i'm headed to the laudrymat

by the crew April 25, 2003

[Cleopatra's laundromat]

in between folding laundry loads for a guy an egyptian girl gives the guy a few blowjobs so he doesnt get bored and she loves it and just asks for more cum to swallow all night long ;)

Chris says to May, "Dont worry, ill let u go down on me in between folding my laundry so you'll get 3 loads... 2 to fold,and 1 to swallow. You'll be my Cleopatra's laundromat, tonight."

by Maie November 8, 2007

Laundry meat

laundry meat is when Black/hispanic people think they're right ..but they're really wrong

"that banana is old," when the banana is truly, fresh. The lieng is Laundry Meat.

by Kdizzle12354 February 3, 2007

Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009

Dirty laundry

Skeletons in your closet of the most embarrassing and personal type

Meghan and Harry, although their Oprah interview was well meaning, dumped some of their dirty laundry out in the public domain. Now what?

by Sexydimma March 12, 2021

No ticky, no laundry!

A Northern NY catchphrase rebuking a one-night stand in favor of monogamy, or at least commitment.

"Dude, so what's the deal with Ms. X? You guys still playing Just the tip?"
"Nah man, she's all about the friends with benefits thing, but the way I see it, No ticky, no laundry!"

by The Samminator January 3, 2009