Ladle

To ladle someone is a rare type of massage where one strokes you with a ladle most commonly on the back of the neck.
A more agressive form of ladleing is to cradle anothers tesicles with a ladle. This is called cradleing.

I'm gonna cradle you with my ladle.

by ya i am better than a ladle June 27, 2007

nut labler

when a girl looks for a man but looks for one that has big nuts to fuck them with

nicole-I love his nuts im gonna ask him out
sam-yo girl,stop being a nut labler

by Nicole stamile May 20, 2008

label humper

One whoe buys a bottle of wine by the look of the label.

Because no one could assist me at the wine shop, I had to be a label humper.

by Jacy C December 21, 2008

ladleyed

Running expeditiously out of a lecture upon reacting to an unpleasant, embarrassing stimuli (i.e. cell phone, explosive diarrhea)

I had ladleyed out of class this morning once I felt the onset of sweaty brow.

by sugarbloods August 21, 2009

labenglish

meers word meaning long

Dankraj: Cba to play snooker

Tusmeer: You're labenglish man

by Taztics April 29, 2010

Labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension.

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

by tee too April 14, 2011

Labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension. Such people only understand the world in terms of the labels they apply to things.

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."
or
Person 1: "Only emos like that crap."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."

by MobyDisk April 14, 2011