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Lil Johnny 

Someone who has a dick four inches or under but has big dick energy and constantly tries to get laid because is thirsty af. Is too desperate due to the fact that he knows his dick is microscopic and will try to get any girl even if they show no interest in him because he knows that there is no hope. They are severely turned on by rejection and get hard to girls who disrespect him. Gets salty when left ignored and spreads rumors of rape, yet continues to try to get laid by the same girl. On the bright side, his pull out game is strong because there's nothing to pull out nor put in. He is lowkey a douche and still hits her up for nudes to jack off with his nonexistent dick.
Yo that dude is such a Lil Johnny, he has been texting the same girl since July and she is not even interested in him. They have never even hung out yet he refers to her as his girlfriend. She is trying to get with his best friend but, him being the Lil Johnny that he is, hasn't given up and still tries to make plans so she can blow him.

Damn, your Lil Johnny is tiny!!! How can you even try to get girls with that??
Lil Johnny by yUNgJeLLYbEAN January 27, 2019
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Lil’ Barn 

The best rapper of all time. Created famous songs such as “Shoot Up Yo Fam” and others. Created the all-known Sportsball League.
Person 1 - Yo, did you see the news last night?

Person 2 - Yeah, Lil’ Barn just took control of North Korea
Lil’ Barn by Lil’ Puffs February 10, 2019
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Lil Twig 

Lil Twig could be a boy or girl rapper. They are referred to as a "twig" because they are stick-like. Lil Twig's are usually very thin in some parts of the body. The "lil" in Lil Twig stands for litte, or small-like. But, Lil can be for anybody. It is just something extra that can make the name sound slightly cooler. Lil Twig likes to sing and/or rap anytime during the day/night. A Lil Twig is a kind human being with a great personality. Everyone likes a Lil Twig because they are modest and do not brag often about their intense rapping skills. A Lil Twig is a keeper, if you ever find a Lil Twig, you best keep him or her. Lil Twigs are intriguing creatures that are rare and extremely hard to find. If you ever find a Lil Twig, never let him or her go. Once you lose a Lil Twig, you will most likely never get them back. Lil Twigs want to be around people who are caring and supportive of their rapping career. Lil Twigs also love friends that are loyal to them and are not sharing insider rapping information. Lil Twigs take their careers very seriously. Never mess with a Lil Twig. Lil Twigs will summon the bad karma on you and you will regret messing with a Lil Twig the rest of your life.
The Lil Twig was strutting down the street, the common people stared in awe.
This is none other than the supreme SoundCloud rapper, LiL Box. This man makes super cool sounds with awesome soundtracks and lyrics. His tunes are very creative and are underrated. You should follow and listen to LiL Box on SoundCloud.
Speaker: Drink water, or you’ll die...

Boy 1: WOAH! Is that LiL Box?

Boy 2: Yeah man! He’s a legend!
LiL Box by stoovin June 25, 2019

lil whoop 

(originated in Detroit) A boo, bae or somebody you fuck with heavy. Not a relationship exactly.
“She aint my bitch, she just my lil whoop
lil whoop by Shania313! October 7, 2020

lil peej 

my next boyfriend because he super funny, has an amazing voice, cute
"omg I love lil peej"
lil peej by anonymous October 28, 2020
Lil red=little red riding hood, lil red riding the whole hood.
A girl that is for the whole hood and mess with everybody.
I seen lil red leaving the trap house you know they ran a train.
Lil Red by Rice🍚 November 7, 2020