whore lightning

1. When a slight misfortune is brought upon somebody because of your own act of hapless existence.

2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.

1. Per se, if you are emotionally retarded and are unable to maintain a relationship but have somehow attracted a member of the sex that your sexuality pleases, it is an unfortunate situation for them because they can't actually have you, this situation would be:

Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)

2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:

"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"

by Aria Tinkleberry Diddlesbury August 21, 2013

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

greese lightning

When a man cums in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like Greese lighting.

"Hey baby fancy a greese lightning "
"Sure"

by Mike cocklong November 27, 2016

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016

Chain Lightning

The original Chain Lightning spell dates back to 1st Edition AD&D's Unearthed Arcana by Gary Gygax, and dates back to 1985. It is a sixth level spell, and causes 1d6/level damage per level of the caster to its primary target (or half on a successful save vs. magic). It will branch out to nearby targets in a chain pattern, each subsequent strike doing one less 1d6 per branch, with as many branches as the caster has levels and will continue arcing until it is exhausted. It can be a tricky spell to use because it can hit allies or even the caster himself or herself.

The wizard casts a chain lightning spell, but since there are only a few enemies, one bolt in the chain strikes him instead.

by stormwyrm June 11, 2016

greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.

Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"

by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017

Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017