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last online 5 years ago

one of the saddest things to read
old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("
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last man standing

While being piss ass drunk at a party, everyone pulls their pants down to their ankles and runs around the entire party. Who ever makes it the longest without someone tripping or tripping by themselves is the last man standing.
Jim, Joe, and Shithead played last man standing at at party. Joe got tipped, then Jim passed out. So Shithead won because he was simply the last man standing
by Thefuckingman January 29, 2007
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Last Dinosaur

Noun

A partial misnomer(it doesn't specifically need to be the final one), this can refer to anything which is exuberant, related to something old, and utterly incredible.
That war vet was kickass, he fought off four or five guys who were making him pissed off. He's a last dinosaur.
by Tomasz P S September 17, 2008
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last week's news

a term used to describe something that's common knowledge, old news; second rate to yesterday's news
Barry tries to keep us informed but the WM is always reaching out with last week's news, wtf
by Director December 11, 2007
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last jedi

To lead a person (or people) to believe one thing will occur when in fact the opposite is what is intended to happen.
"if you don't like her you gotta tell her, you're last jediing her"
by my_pseudonymis-cwb October 17, 2019
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Last Licks

the time when on a birthday or anneversary that you lick your partner in the genital region for the number of years that the day signifies,

"last licks" is acheived when an orgasm is reached on the final lick.
on my 26th birthday me and my girl/guy finally got "Last Licks"
by Konoku Kistune February 14, 2010
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Last call

Hitting the girl you are with in the back of the head with the butt end of one of the Buck Hunter guns at a bar, knocking her out.
"When was the last time you had sex?"

"Does me last calling that chick last night count..."

"No."

"Then I don't know, haha."
by CMuscle July 9, 2009
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