Lamagnatard

someone who acts as if they are a full-blown retard although they are only slightly retarded

Did you see that lamagnatard play basketball?

by Jimbo Fischer October 18, 2010

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Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

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lasana

The state of being lazy and unable to use real words. This originated from a Garfield comic in which he is tired and talks in his sleep about lasagna, only to slur his words into: “Mmmm...lasana”

“Why are you so unproductive?”
“Haven’t you heard? I have lasana”

by YlohDleifrag November 12, 2019

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Lasagno

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A man, usually a beta male, who interrupts every conversation with something like: "Hi."

"Hi."
"Dude, you're such a lasagno."

by appplejuice March 13, 2020

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lasana

Lasana is just too amazing to be described in words. First of all, he has all the looks you can ever ask for. Second of all, his personality is unique because he can be both funny and annoying, smart and stupid, ugly and cute, kind and mean. But you will never find anyone better than him. Thirdly, he listens to whatever you have to say and is always there for you. Finally, if you have him as your best friend, you will most probably be the happiest person in the world:)

by Kebz November 22, 2021

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