Kitchen

Place where food is made or magically created by a woman (any type of woman, Merwoman, witch, wench, etc.)

Frank:"Man I'm hungry"
John:"Don't worry my wench will create you something in the kitchen."

by Fjohan July 7, 2010

Kitchen Star

A sex position in which each participant is standing and their bodies resemble a star. They then wiggle together and flop around (all while still standing.)
Also known as the electric chair.

We totally kitchen star'd at that party last night, it was sweet!

by dorkus_mcklorkus March 26, 2009

kitchen

The place where all women naturally belong

Chris: Hey jane! Are you going to be drafted for WW3?
Jane: no im too busy in the kitchen!
Chris: but you said you didn't want to belong in kitchen...
Jane: what!? no! that's sexist! a woman's place is in the kitchen!

by Abdullah Hslut January 5, 2020

Rat in the Kitchen

An album and song from the British reggae band UB40 that came out in 1986. The song's catchy chorus goes..

There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I`m gonna fix that rat thats what I`m gonna do,
I`m gonna fix that rat.

He relates a guy talking shit to a rat being in his kitchen and how he's gonna "fix" him. Clever way to write relatively threatening lyrics to an upbeat song.

You know, there seems to be a rat in the kitchen.. and I don't like rats in my kitchen, SO I'M GOING TO FIX THAT RAT!

by *Brendan Hottie* August 23, 2010

kitchen

the nape of your neck where hair grows and where curly and slightly dirty people sometimes get dreadlocks

hey man yo kitchen's lookin nasty-- take a shower

by lexisetfeghanessou November 14, 2006

kitchen

a womans natural habitat

get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

by fapmaster6980 September 30, 2019

kitchen fresh chicken

see kentucky fried chickenor KFC. Because of the healthy-food phenomonon in the United States, KFC felt the need to change its name from "Kentucky Fried Chicken" to "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," although they still do make a lot of fried chicken.

Kitchen Fresh Chicken? That's a mouthful! Why don't the just call it...KFC!

by Nicolle March 13, 2004