kinderwhore

A young girl (around 11-15) who thinks it's really killer to dress like a whore, therefore "kinder" as in young.. whores.

"What a fucken kinderwhore"

by ~Kayla~ September 27, 2003

kinder surprise

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.

Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!

by addigator February 7, 2008

Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)

“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.

Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”

by 8Woody November 8, 2009

Kinder surprise

The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.

Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!

by Tali xox June 28, 2014

Kidney Cracker

while your fucking a girl in the ass, doggie style, and you take a piss. after you pull out you punch her in the kidneys.

I gave that bitch a mean kidney cracker.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

kidneyshift

where by a man inserts his penis into another mans anus so hard that it shifts his kidneys

'matt came round last night, he gave it to me like a buckin bronco and gave me a kidneyshift'

by Diana Ross April 18, 2007

kidney beans

The Kidney Bean, contrary to common miss conceptions is not called so for its familiarity in shape to the human kidney but is actually because it is derived from the bi product of urea found in Cows kidneys.

These kidney beans are commonly used in a variety of dishes, such as chilli and salads.There are a good source of fibre and urea. Fantastic when you have cystitis.

by Dr Arnold April 21, 2008