Keith Jackson

Keith Jackson means something real tough like A bad ass Marine . Something that wont break! Also a tight end in the 90s who played football for the Eagals.Also a famous football news caster!

It wont break because I put a Keith Jackson in it!

by 559er February 4, 2010

Keith Pappe

Someone who is very cool, awesome, friendly, smart, hot, not annoying, and a really nice person.

Damn! He's a real Keith Pappe!

by Walmart bear May 17, 2019

KeithyWeethy

THE GOD DAMN GOAT NO ONE STANDS CLOSE TO HIM LIKE HES JUST INCREDIBLE AT ANYTHING HE DOES IS PERFECT JUST LIKE HIM IN EVERY GOD DAMN WAY POSSIBLE AND HE SHOULD KNOW HE IS INCREDIBLE. ONLY PROBLEM IS HE HAS AN ACTUAL LIFE NOW AND I DONT GET TO SEE HIM. ITS HELLA WACK, BUT I GUESS SOMETIMES ITS HARD BEING THE GOAT ISNT IT? I WOULD NEVER KNOW BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH HE TRULY IS A GOD. HE DONT EVEN PLAY FOOTBALL ANYMORE YET STILL BE DOGGING THE SHIT OUT EVERYONE AND DIMING

KeithyWeethy is the goat

by Vendercoin January 25, 2020

Keith

A large burly man with patchy hair and a scruffy beard. In the winter can be found wearing a Kelly green Eagles Jersey or a Notre Dame hoodie. In the summer months he can be seen wearing xtra long basketball shorts and an off white colored wife beater and drinking a Bud Light.

Bro, I went to the Eagles game and got attacked by a group of Keiths.

by kieps31 March 3, 2023

Keith

If you don’t need Keef to know that something is Kife, then you’re in Keith. Keith is the reason the lead singer of Shinedown has a brown landing strip on his chin. If you are sober right now and know that that is highly unlikely, your in Keith. If you are sober and believed the previous statement to be true…then your the lead singer of Shinedown and should probably brush your teeth once Keith is done.

“Ew…My breath tastes like Keith!”

by Keith mouth May 3, 2023

my bf keith

the best person i could ever have the crazy luck to meet. everything about them is flawless and i love every part of them. the perfect combination of teasing and loving. they are the only person i want to be with, for the rest of my life.

my bf keith is the love of my life, they’re so handsome <3

by cybergf#1 September 1, 2021

kenitis

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

by Mulli August 16, 2006