National Kayden & Taylor Day

On September 25th of every year we will celebrate the friendship anniversary of Kayden & Taylor

Hey bro it's national Kayden & Taylor day!

by www.urmomstoe.com June 21, 2022

Dirty Kadey

The act of shitting on a girls chest, then rubbing the shit all over her so she’s a brown sticky smelly mess before cumming on her scatty bussams, and forcing her elderly grandmother to lick her clean.

I gave Bertha a perfect dirty kadey last night… her nan loved it but i think she wants to sue for abuse

by Smegma McCockcheese August 4, 2022

Abraham Kayeye

Abraham is an absolute negative cocksucker. All he does is talk shit without the ability to say a nice thing. Most common definition is someone who loves eating butt until he is sick.

I went so Abraham Kayeye on that girls shit shooter.

by Tommyfig123 November 20, 2022

National Sniff a Kayden Day

Sniff that random kid named Kayden who sits 2 seats away from you in that one class.

I always participate in National Sniff a Kayden Day. They usually smell like spaghetti.

by sniffakaydenlover May 26, 2022

Case of the Kaydens

To have a case of the Kaydens is to be overwhelmed or completely inundated with an immense feeling of sexual attraction or sexual frustration towards something or someone to the point that you lose all ability to communicate or behaviour in a socially acceptable manner. Often when a person is suffering from a case of the Kaydens, they lock their eyes and stare with intensity at their victim. The only way a person may end their episode of a case of the Kaydens is by spoofing off either in private or in that location they first start having a case of the Kaydens. The term originates from the behaviour exhibited by a Kayden ( which the term Kayden is given to a horny male) when he sees a female of attractive nature in a public space.

“ man, you really have a case of the Kaydens don’t you?”
“ that bloke is having a case of the Kaydens at the moment”

“ can you please stop having a case of the Kaydens?”

by Jim jam jom January 5, 2024

Pulling a kayden

To give full consent then try to fuck the person over later.

Kayden: Yea you can use your taser on my geek….

*15 mins pass*
Kayden: you owe me a new geek
(Pulling a kayden)

by Analfcker June 19, 2025

National live, not love, hate Kayden day

Every August 22nd everybody hates on Kayden for the day

“Bro it’s August 22nd! you know what that means!?”
“National live, not love, hate Kayden day!!”

by YOGIRL11 August 21, 2022