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When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period
I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle
by wurldeater August 24, 2020
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Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was
Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
by Grimmarl July 7, 2025
mugGet the Ketchup and Mustardmug.

Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.
"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."
by Soopie.t December 20, 2023
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KETCHUP CAT

A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.
He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.
by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020
mugGet the KETCHUP CATmug.

Get ketchuped on

When you throw a cheeseburger on a kid and you yell that phrase as you throw the burger.
GET KETCHUPED ON FOOL”.
by medgame December 5, 2024
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Ketchup Man

A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.
Girl 1: Did you see ketchup man today?
Girl2 :Yeah, and he said that he doesn't have ketchup :(
by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022
mugGet the Ketchup Manmug.

McDonald's ketchup

It is where a guy dressed as Ronald Mcdonald cums on a McDonald's front counter
by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021
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