by wurldeater August 24, 2020

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was
Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
by Grimmarl July 7, 2025

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.
"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."
"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."
"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."
by Soopie.t December 20, 2023

A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.
He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.
by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020

by medgame December 5, 2024

A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.
by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021
