Lavatory Junkie

One who is a junkie of the lavatory and visits it in excess.

God dammit thats the fourth time in half an hour I been to take a pee. And I spent an hour on the crapper this morning, I'm becoming a lavatory junkie.

by chrisman99 September 22, 2010

note-junkie

A person whom is constantly writing facebook notes that nobody will actually read.

"Karen posted a note about an hour ago"
"Karen posted a note 49 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 35 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 22 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 14 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 5 minutes ago:
"Karen posted a note just now"

Ted: Whoa, Karen's such a note-junkie!

by Prinzen76 July 1, 2010

junky speak

The rabbling on of any non scientific claim or topic having to do with drug use or addiction by a former addict. Makes no difference if the former addict
has credentials as a drug counselor or not, has a bachelors or masters dgree. He or she steadfastly holds tight to unscientific or superstitious claims regarding substance abuse or recovery that have been debunked or found to have no real validity.

A counselor who's only has experience being a junky i.e his or her personal experience with addiction speaks on their "junky speak" claims that other non narcotic drugs should not be used to break chemical addiction, because those drugs are "evil" and "stupid". This is a clear example of "junky speak."

by Hermes Trismigistus November 20, 2013

grumble junkie

Internet commenter whose entire output consists of complaints. Grumble junkies are mostly conservative-leaning posters complaining about the President (and any one remotely associated with him in any way), though experts theorize that should a conservative get elected President, liberals will rapidly take to the fore of this peculiar subcuture.

Real Concerned Citizen: "Impeach Obummer, Biden, Holder, Reid, and Kerry NOW! The government is conspiring to take YOUR (insert amendment here) rights!"
(scramble names, repeat 10x daily)

Reply: "Man, you are such a grumble junkie."

by nycsongs November 26, 2013

knob junky

A dick rider

Hey have you heard about Caroline lately?

No, what about her?

She's a knob junky nowadays.

by GreetedOhio556 November 22, 2015

junkie love

It is when two drug addicts (junkies) are in love with each other.

Sharon is comforting Bob who is smacking out at the train station, awwwww junkie love.

by Daphuk January 6, 2016

hook junkie

When a person, male or female, that gets strung out on one night stands.

Man are you ever gunna stick to one or are you going to be a hook junkie forever.?

by All laced up September 1, 2017