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jangly junk

That guy wore sweatpants to the grocery, and his jangly junk was all I could see. Eww. Don't be like that guy. If you have male genitals, don't wear sweatpants in public. Nobody wants to see your jangly junk.
by dwntwndwn November 14, 2018
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Pi Junk

Used books on or about the number π; dismantled exhibits on the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of π held on Pi Day by students in school or at shopping malls; or discarded pi-related projects or artworks by artists or math educators in a museum.
Eco Math: How could all the pi junk be recycled without polluting the environment?
by Fasters December 13, 2021
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junk jaw

Junk jaw is a woman that has a guys penis and testicles in her mouth all the time. Its almost like a full time job, you can tell if a woman has junk jaw by the stretch marks around her mouth, its a dead give away!
The doctor told Trixi if she didn't stop sucking her boyfriends genitals she would end up choking on his pubic hair and for sure end up with a terrible case of junk jaw.
by Shucky Kunt September 1, 2017
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Junk-A-Dunk

The act of putting ones penis (junk) into a basketball hoop.
"Hey bro, i was playing some hoops with my girl and i totally Junk-A-Dunk'd on her ass!"
by VerminSupreme November 9, 2016
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fruit junk

the sticky stuff that gets stuck to your hands after eating fruit snacks.
Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with all the fruit junk i have left on my hands from the other packs.

Guy 2: here i'll try...
by xcheesinx June 6, 2009
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Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia
1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!
by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014
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junk sale

when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.
Wow, that was some junk sale!
by infraredmosquito May 29, 2010
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