fame junkie

A person who is addicted to fame, so much so, that s/he is willing to do anything embarassing, stupid or desperate to be famous.

Look at the skimpy dress she is wearing. She is such a fame junkie.

by retro_sufi April 25, 2010

chill junkie

Someone who is motivated by the serene rather than by thrills

I was a thrill junkie when I was younger, but since the skateboarding accident I've become more of a chill junkie.

by tossy July 8, 2019

junkie squint

The feeling one has when under the influence of opiate painkillers, marijuana, or high carb foods such as Italian or Mexican.

Barry did one too many bong hits before lunch, resulting in an extra basket of chips after he had finished his Enchilada sampler platter which only made his junkie squint even more intense.

by Halliburton Inesteen July 17, 2009

Junkie Nutty

When a circus monkey drugs you and cuts open your nut sack and puts peanuts the size of your fists inside. SHAZZAM!!!! You now have the Junkie Nutty!!!

“Bro I’m so high what did that monkey do to me?”
“Bro you got the Junkie Nutty”

by IsaacJ404 October 3, 2019

Monkey Junkie

Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.

I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.

by the fangirl January 23, 2011

courtesy junky

Someone who is very insistent upon being courteous, to the point where it is aggravating and at times inconvenient to the recipient, such as holding the door open for you even though your still several feet away, causing you to start a slow jog to the door to show good manners, though it made the process more difficult and awkward for you.

Friend 1: yea man ill be there in 15 minutes, I'm stuck at this stop sign behind this fuckin courtesy junky

Friend 2: why don't you just pass them in the left lane?

Friend 1: cmon bro, that's impolite

Friend 2: dude, your fuckin courtesy junky!

by fjm1990 September 25, 2013

gutter junkie

The worst kind of drug user, especially as far as other drug users are concerned. This is their person who never has ANY money, and the ONLY way they ever get anything is by bumming off of their friends who actually have money. These friends usually don't last long bc the friend with money to spend will eventually get tired, and will usually only call these people when they can't find anything else elsewhere and the gutter junkie knows connects; their connects quite often will turn out to be not as good as they are said to be by said asshole usually bc the ass just wants to find something, anything, and they'll tell you anything to get you over there with your money OR their connect DOES have something awesome, but bc the gutter junkie owes them so much money, has pissed them off so many times by trying to pay with bags of change (with way more pennies than quarters in the bag), or has straight up ripped them off before that the connect might decide at the last minute that it's not worth the hassle to deal with the gutter junkie, even when they have YOUR money and can actually get something that time. Also, wonder why they can only find ridiculously overpriced stuff? Bc they're adding anything from 50% to 100% of the price to it so that they can pocket the rest AND THEY WILL STILL ASK YOU FOR ONE. And they'll pay you back for it tomorrow... Or Tuesday... But something always happens, and tomorrow/Tuesday never comes, and frankly you should have known better.

Bobby is such a gutter junkie, he's hooked on opiates and skag yet never has any money, and that's bc he gets stuff by helping his friends find stuff at doubling their prices and whatnot. He's a total piece of shit and everyone hates him but he's sometimes a necessary evil.

His son is a total gutter junkie, what an embarrassment.

His kids were taken away from him because he's a gutter junkie, doesn't even have money for the drugs he takes, he just bums those off of other users, but you can't bum drugs from your buddies all day and still be able to adequately take care of kids. Sad.

by Lady Pillbox July 15, 2016