Jobsworth spam dagger

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe

Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.

by Bryoan April 19, 2012

Ass-Jousting

A sport involving two competitors who attempt to knock down their opponent by scuttling down the playing field and bumping each other with their asses.

Ass-jousting is best played at 2AM with bored college students, not looking for sexual games.

Ass-jousting is the best sport ever!

by Hulla December 14, 2008

scuffed steve jobs

Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.

Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*

Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!

by FireSSJ February 16, 2019

Jebus

The cousin of Jesus.

Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."

by Jeff Belcher February 9, 2007

Jebus

An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs

Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!

by Hellfired December 16, 2008

Steve Jobs

To stare intently at someone with your hands folded in front of your body until they do what you want.

Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.

by NJ Education Student October 25, 2011

jobson

jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny

"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"

'did you do a jobson?'

"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"

by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010