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jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016
mugGet the jizzness tripmug.

Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
by Elegendary August 3, 2016
mugGet the Diet jizzmug.

jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.
I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.
by Awhshit! October 16, 2014
mugGet the jizz sprinklermug.

jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.
Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
by T Baggins July 16, 2011
mugGet the jizz cakemug.

Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.
Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy
by j_ball13 November 25, 2011
mugGet the Jizz Worthymug.

Jizz Nugget

A small crusty ball of dried jizz and hair
Dude, did you see that jizz nugget?
by DarcySux May 6, 2014
mugGet the Jizz Nuggetmug.

pink jizz

When a blood vessel in the testicles ruptures and mixes with the sperm to create a purple mixture.
Dude, I fucked so hard last night that I had a pink jizz.
by Winter Nigga November 19, 2017
mugGet the pink jizzmug.

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