Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

jizz brian

a retard

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"

by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 23, 2019

Thunder Jizz

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.

My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.

by 1luckypenny September 8, 2017

Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.

‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021

jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.

I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.

by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016

Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy

Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.

by Elegendary August 3, 2016

Sneeze-Jizz

n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.

n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"

by Blake Torres May 11, 2008