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Jizz Nugget

A small crusty ball of dried jizz and hair
Dude, did you see that jizz nugget?
by DarcySux May 6, 2014
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Phantom Jizz

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....
Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."
by goodduck4 June 28, 2014
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jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.
I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.
by Awhshit! October 16, 2014
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Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's
Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.
by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014
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Jizz-Rangoon

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.
I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.
by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013
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Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
by Elegendary August 3, 2016
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jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016
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