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That's a totally Jens
by totallyaperson1234 September 2, 2017
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or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!
by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021
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Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.
“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
by Star lord the one and only November 22, 2021
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Jens means that you are amazing, talented, powerful and smart. You’re the beste in everything and you like to let people know that. A true leader and a real gymking, inspiration for other people. A little agressieve but you can’t step on his toes. Just an amazing person
Jens is a real hero
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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BOOM💥! If you meet Jens you will automatically say BOOM. It’s crazy. A jens eats condens.
Person 1: why are you saying BOOM all the time?

Person 2: BOOM!

Person 1: alright. You met Jens.
by honda_legend November 22, 2021
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More than awesome! Very hairy most of the time but attractive as fuck.

Trained body and a face carved by god.
Girl1: Who is this sexy, hairy and awesome sexbomb?

Girl2: Ohhh, it has to be Jens !
by Klarasims January 2, 2017
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Is your Allesj
After five years we got married. He's really my Jens.
by Tajine August 19, 2020
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