Jen

or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.

Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!

by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021

Jen

Will kick anyone named “Elijah” or “Eli”’s ass.

Word on the street is Jen is gonna kick Eli’s ass???

by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021