crusty honey jar 

A crusted but otherwise sweet vagina.

It's a shame she never cared for it, its sweet like a crusty honey jar

crusty honey jar by des, AKA the jazz man January 6, 2007

cookie jar 

aka "cj", "cookie"

a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement

I love Kwitchee so much, I think I'll be her cookie jar tonight. Who knows, it might even help me poop more than once a week.

cookie jar by kwitchee March 6, 2010

Rofl Jar Jar 

A Rofl Jar Jar occurs when you jizz all over a poster of Chewbacca strictly for the lulz. The poster is preferably made by a fat ginger CA, or someone else that no one likes, and the result is a major hallocaust.

4am txt: Rofl Jar Jar

recipient: Hahahaha. It's dripping on the floor!

Rofl Jar Jar by JarJarJizz April 6, 2010

gnar jar 

a gay trick or another word for bop

one day at the skate park kyle says tht girl is a bop then i say im gonna make a another word for it so i use the gay trick gnar jar to call them tht

gnar jar by joe mulqueen August 9, 2006

cum jar 

A rotting corpse that is being used as a storage for blowing loads of semen into the rotting vagina or anus. Corpse will be suspended in a way so no semen can drip out of the orifices.

I miss having deep conversations with my wife, but before she died she said I could use her as a cum jar for as long as I want.

cum jar by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018

beaver shit in a pickle jar 

a humorus saying when someone is being a fruit, gay, redneckish or nyggery.

Guy 1: Hay man your a friggin' prep.
Guy 2: Well you like beaver shit in a pickle jar your a stupid redneck rednecknadds.

beaver shit in a pickle jar by Reb Zalker January 15, 2009

swear jar 

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

swear jar by Dubiks March 2, 2019