If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.
If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.
If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.
If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
by KateSauce February 21, 2008
Get the Clam Jammug. jam scam
From jam |jam| + scam |skam|
When a scam, a dishonest scheme or fraud, is squeezed or packed tightly into a specified space at best slightly too small to contain it, as well as the attendant effects of said squeezing, packaging, etc.
A scam to the second or greater degree(s).
A Jam Scam is when several scammers collide at crossed purposes, or when the scammer gets scammed, or both.
"Mmmmm!, I jam scammed her ass!"
From jam |jam| + scam |skam|
When a scam, a dishonest scheme or fraud, is squeezed or packed tightly into a specified space at best slightly too small to contain it, as well as the attendant effects of said squeezing, packaging, etc.
A scam to the second or greater degree(s).
A Jam Scam is when several scammers collide at crossed purposes, or when the scammer gets scammed, or both.
"Mmmmm!, I jam scammed her ass!"
"I'm going to jam scam the lot of them; I'll hit them so hard they won't even know they've been jam scammed."
"I wuz f*&king jam scammed!" said the casino owner.
"Are you jam scamming me?" he pleadingly questioned the disappearing heels of the until quite recently celibate Go Go dancer, suddenly answering her boyfriend's call, even suddenlier (sic) leaving to meet him.
"Everywhere I look, it's a jam scam", said the Knight to the Bishop.
Getting f*&ked, royally.
"I wuz f*&king jam scammed!" said the casino owner.
"Are you jam scamming me?" he pleadingly questioned the disappearing heels of the until quite recently celibate Go Go dancer, suddenly answering her boyfriend's call, even suddenlier (sic) leaving to meet him.
"Everywhere I look, it's a jam scam", said the Knight to the Bishop.
Getting f*&ked, royally.
by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007
Get the jam scammug. The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.
"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."
by the truth about james April 25, 2017
Get the Pearl Jammug. Is where a male ejaculates semen and mashes with his/her's feces together inside the anal cavity, forming into a jam substance.
Person 1: How was your date last night, dude?
Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.
Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!
Person 2 : Please help...
Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.
Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!
Person 2 : Please help...
by FvcknMe July 9, 2018
Get the Cum jammug. what you'd call someone for having too much empathy, for being miserable, for being cruel, or for being straightup obsessed with gore. can be used in any context except sexual.
by SpoiledJam March 26, 2021
Get the Spoiled Jammug. by melb0293 March 22, 2009
Get the Jam Juicemug. by merp10 December 3, 2009
Get the Leaf Jammug.