jesus

a cool magic man with a toxic fan base

hey have you heard of Jesus jet?

by sampossident August 23, 2021

Jesus

The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.

Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.

by Perfectpages January 6, 2019

jeSUS

omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.

jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021

jesus

a christian leader, or known as the son of Christ. he is known for dying on a cross and rising again after three days.

ya'll need jesus!!!!

by kitty kat >:) December 15, 2015

jesus

A pretty nice guy in general. He is very handsome and will always be there for you through everything. Jesus is the type of guy to always be by your side no matter what.

Jesus is an amazing person

by anàsdkk366 April 8, 2018

jesus

Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.

Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.

by ali gonzales January 4, 2018

Jesus

Jesus is a smart boy that everyone thinks is going to fail in life. He alwas thinks less of himself when he should not. Everyone well be lucky to have as a friend. If he make a mistake he try to fix it no matter how big the mistake was. When he’s mad he likes to spend time alone to take off his steam . He also is a nerd that has a huge creativetity but for some reason he always looks sad when he really he’s feeling no emotion. Jesus is a weird and complex kid to understand. But when you get to know him he’s one of the kindest guys you’ll ever know

Kid:hey isn’t that Jesus

Kid2:yeah that is
Kid: I wonder why no one understands hin

by Higowareyou December 8, 2018